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Why are there no losers in a dachshund race?

​Because they are all wieners!
 Knock, Knock......
July the first is International Joke Day. We could all use a good laugh
or two so here are some funny pet jokes to spread some cheer with.

Why do dogs usually run in circles?




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What kind of dog likes to take a bath?


A Shampoo-dle
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What do you call a cat with eight legs?


An octo-puss


What's a cat's favorite jacket?


A purr-coat
Because a square would be to hard!